Lt Blenders Pina Colada in a Bag

All natural , with pineapple and coconut. Add rum & water, shake, freeze & squeeze. Makes 8 servings (1 quarter or about 1 liter). Frozen concoctions. The Lieutenant Blender Story (We asked the army to review this so we wouldn't be giving away anything. They said all they'd do is add a slice of pineapple to the Pina Colada as a garnish): It was back in the days when Lt. Blender was making those secret jumps into Latin America. This was one of those times when he got blown off course into Costa Rica high in the mountains. He knew he would have to walk out. After half a day he found a local bar. He ordered agua. No agua, the bartender said, pina. Ok, Blender agreed. Fast as lightning the bartender poured a jigger of rum, cream of coconut and some pineapple juice - filled with ice and pushed it to Blender. Down it went, Another, said Blender. What d'ya call that? The bartender ignored him and gave him another. And then another. Blender never said much about what happened after that. But later he found the words pina colada printed on his shirt sleeve. Pina Colada, he thought to himself. And vowed never to jump without it again. But he knew there was no way to pack along bottles of rum and cream of coconut and pineapple juice. So he incented Lt. Blender's Pina Colada mix. Think outside the blender! Easy to freeze - fits into the most packed freezer! Portable - take it anywhere, slip in your backpack, cooler, or even briefcase! And, best of all, All natural - made with real pineapple and coconut - the most awesome Pina Colada you've ever had, and nest of all, Better than made from scratch - Lt. Blender's award winning and all-natural mixes taste as good as made from scratch, but without the guesswork, blender and mess! Add liquor & water, shake, freeze & squeeze.